toastbrains:

the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them

(Source: littlemissmermaidd)

barefootbby:

alan-ashby-is-my-ginger-princess:

letmelickyournipples:

i dont understand why youd want this

This is sickening

This is absolutely disgusting. 

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: landofbluesmoke)

foxy-ran:

sirisles:

s-onic-youth:

tratserenoyreve:

jake-from-satan-farm:

bluemm14:

//my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something.. >:T

Only 3000 reblogs???

Herf.

One day I’ll be 50 and reblog this and laugh

23 and already feelin’ old~

18

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

(Source: unicorn-feelings)

why is everybody leaving SNL

‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update 

nafeee:

canibiteyourfood:

not-a—follower:

freshman-takeover:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEIR WIVES WERE SOO ENJOYING IT.

This is great

ahahahhahahahaaaa

“STOP SMILING!”

(Source: vimeo.com)

calamithyjane:

omg maybe he lied to protect us from asylum?

(Source: hepkatz)

HANNIBAL + CHARACTER TROPES

now that every show has hit season finale or ended recently

i have no motivation for school left

ohdanhowells:

whenever i see someone call david karp “daddy” i want to headbutt a table